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                       C.O.B.: Spirit Of 
                        Love CD (LADY ELEANORE) 
                         Just 
                        now listening to this for the second time, and I like 
                        it better than the first run-through...this is considered 
                        an all-time well-worth-crying-tears-over classic in the 
                        'psychedelic folk' genre, but I'll admit the first time 
                        through I was just a bit underwhelmed. It seemed good, 
                        certainly a little strange, but maybe only a little, 
                        the same way I thought old Sun Ra stuff was maybe only 
                        a little (strange) the first couple times I listened to 
                        that. Now I think all Sun Ra stuff (old and new) 
                        is fully strange, and it gets more that way the more I 
                        listen, and I'm sure this Spirit Of Love album 
                        will behave the same way. Yep, as it moves on (now on 
                        track seven "Evening Air") it's getting better 
                        and better -- so many albums require a second listen or 
                        even third listen to sink in -- like the warning on the 
                        Spectrum album, "Play Twice Before Listening." 
                        Like that album (Soul Kiss Glide Divine by Spectrum) 
                        there are no drums on Spirit of Love, just hovering 
                        songs driven by simply acoustic guitar, bass guitar, occasional 
                        flute and mandolin, natural room reverb, and especially 
                        the haunting one-two-and-three-part vocals, leads mainly 
                        by Clive Palmer (C.O.B. stands for "Clive's Original 
                        Band" or "Clive's Own Band," depending 
                        on who you ask) with great harmony backing by multi-instrumentalists 
                        John Bidwell and Mick Bennett. I still think the opening 
                        title-track is a bit too cute or cheeky (Tower Recordings 
                        improved it when they recast some of the lyrics for a 
                        track of the same name on their Fraternity of Moonwalkers 
                        CD), but something was starting to happen to me the second 
                        time through the next track "Music of Ages," 
                        when I started reading along with the hand-printed lyrics 
                        about "A whisper from the river/Of gracefully gliding 
                        swans/In ripples steady circling/The silence of the ages 
                        gone/For time entwines my very soul/A tangled briar kills 
                        the tree/I cannot hear--The music of the ages/The silence 
                        of a million tongues...." as Clive Bell sang them 
                        over the trademark C.O.B. groove, which is slow, forlorn, 
                        softly droning, and in a minor key. Weird, on this seventh 
                        track "Serpent's kiss," which is also slow, 
                        forlorn, softly droning, and in a minor key, Clive Palmer 
                        sounds a lot like Ozzy Osbourne does on "Planet Caravan," 
                        same kind of phase effects on the vocals too. He even 
                        sings a tritone in the melody (the flatted fifth, an interval 
                        that was actually deemed "Satanic" and ommitted 
                        from most early Christian music, hence a favorite note 
                        in Ozzy's repetoire). Holy shit, on this next track, "Sweet 
                        slavery," he still sounds like Ozzy, without the 
                        effects (and without the tritone, though the melody is 
                        just as mournful as anything from Sabbath's black-cloud 
                        oeuvre). Not only does he sound like Ozzy, but "Serpent's 
                        kiss" is a pretty sinister song that seems to be 
                        about pagan ceremonies with the word 'sacrifice' in the 
                        chorus, and I wish I could quote you on that but I returned 
                        the CD to Mr. Rolfsmeier without copying the lyrics. 
                                 Okay, 
                        in the time it took me to write and revise the previous 
                        paragraph a few times, the disc started over again and 
                        is now on the second track again, the already-even-better 
                        "Music of Ages." And the third track is the 
                        real stunner this time, Mick Bennett singing the eerie, 
                        wobbling "Soft Touches Of Love" backed by Clive 
                        on acoustic guitar and Mr. Bidwell contributing sweet, 
                        haunting, echoing recorder accompaniment that really makes 
                        the song. Hell, "Spirit of Love" sounded better 
                        this time too -- it still has this 'cute album intro' 
                        status, where all the songs that come after are really 
                        very melancholy, but its cheekiness did sound more dusted 
                        and dragged (almost like cynicism) this time (and I mean 
                        cynicism in a refreshing way). Ah hell, Spirit of Love 
                        is a classic, sure, just like all those early 'swing-era' 
                        Sun Ra albums....I'll just stop doing this track-by-track 
                        write-as-you-play gimmick review right now, 'cause I don't 
                        even wanna try and describe track four "Banjo Land".........oh 
                        nevermind, "Banjo Land" isn't even on here (although 
                        it is on the cover art), I guess they omitted it from 
                        this reissue. Instead we go straight to "Wade in 
                        the Water," which is another cheeky cute song, but 
                        like "Spirit of Love" also quite dragged and 
                        hollowed out. (The only other potentially cute song on 
                        the album is "Skranky Black Farmer," although 
                        it's really as gritty and menacing as it is cute, and 
                        also quite zoned out...) 
                                  Er--anyway, 
                        I'd better wind this review up so I'll just end with some 
                        band history, as written by Billy Kiely on the Forced 
                        Exposure website: 
                        "C.O.B stands for Clive (Palmer's) Original Band; 
                        he had originally formed The Incredible String Band in 
                        1965 with Robin Williamson, who were later joined by Mike 
                        Heron and recorded ISB's self-titled debut in 1966, signed 
                        to Elektra by Joe Boyd, who said at the time they were 
                        reputed to be a 'Scottish' bluegrass group. After the 
                        first ISB LP was released, Williamson split to Morocco 
                        to gather exotic instruments, and Clive went to Afghanistan 
                        for some other reason. Upon his return he hooked up with 
                        John Bidwell and the remarkable vocalist and player Mick 
                        Bennett." 
                      BROSELMASCHINE CD 
                        (TEMPEL/SPALAX)  
                         Now 
                        I'm listening to this for the second time right after 
                        listening to Spirit of Love for the second time, 
                        so I just did the unthinkable, I broke Blastitude's record-reviews-in-alphabetical-order 
                        policy. I did it because I thought it was neat that I'm 
                        listening to two psych-folk classics recorded in another 
                        continent during the same year (1971), and this way I 
                        can give ya the goods on My Baptism by Classic Euro Psych-Folk 
                        as it's happening, right?  
                                 I 
                        gotta say, even just about ten seconds in, I like Broselmaschine 
                        better than Spirit of Love. note 
                        There's just something dusted about the spare and melancholy 
                        acoustic guitar arpeggios, something dusted that all Krautrock 
                        shares, whether it's from the zoned-out moaning swarm-jamming 
                        of Amon Duul (both I and II, in different ways) or the 
                        spacious trance-funk of Can or the jump-cut weirdness 
                        of Faust or the gauzy bliss of Neu! and Harmonia, that 
                        I don't quite get from British stuff in general, even 
                        though the instrumentation is much the same (acoustic 
                        guitars, recorder flute, choral vocals...). Of course, 
                        track two on here is as genteel sounding as C.O.B., and 
                        not near as melancholy...let's see, it's called "Lassie," 
                        and it's a traditional song, so no wonder it sounds more 
                        'trad,' but as it continues on it begins to take a pretty 
                        stretched-out shape after all, seeming longer than the 
                        listed 5:06, a length illusion that creates a cumulative 
                        folk-rock glow.  
                                 Track 
                        four, "The Old Man's Song," features almost 
                        harsh but ultimately spacy female vocals by Jenni Schucker, 
                        as well as creamy-mellow wah-wah guitar soloing by Willi 
                        Kismer. I don't know, maybe Spirit of Love is a 
                        little better...at least it has more discernible hooks, 
                        such as the winding melody of "Music of Ages," 
                        but Broselmaschine is still very good -- ah yes, 
                        the wah solo is being pushed along by congas and tablas 
                        of Mike Hellbach as the song builds -- and Ms. Schucker 
                        comes back in with a whisper-chant and more spacey wordless 
                        vocals while a couple of the guys do a goofy chant over 
                        very loosely played James Brown guitar chords! 
                        Ah yes, there's the Krautrock/Ohr Music/Rolf-Ulrich 
                        Kaiser spirit we've come to expect....I didn't mention 
                        track three, "Gitarrenstuck," which is probably 
                        something about a guitar, although you can't tell from 
                        the lyrics, because they aren't in German or English, 
                        just a wordless, sad, mystical multi-tracked performance 
                        by Shucker. Only two minutes long.....track five, "Schmetterling" 
                        is a nine-minute journey with spoken, slightly distorted 
                        vocals from Jenni, much propulsive but laid-back interplay 
                        between the guitars and hand drumming, and late in the 
                        game, an appearance by that psych-folk ace-in-the-hole, 
                        a solo from a recorder flute!  
                                 I 
                        could go on, but again, you get the picture. I don't want 
                        to blow all the rest of the songs before you hear it for 
                        yourselves...actually that only leaves you one song, the 
                        sixth and final track, "Nossa Bova." That's 
                        another thing that makes these albums classic: they're 
                        concise. Broselmaschine is 35 minutes, Spirit of Love 
                        is like 38. Albums that are made 
                        to be listened to in one ritualistic sitting. I fit 'em 
                        both on one CD-R, so it's like going to a really intense 
                        epic melancholic C.O.B. show and then having this nice 
                        mellow and loose cool-down set from Broselmaschine. Ah, 
                        those were the days...which brings us to our NOTE: 
                        Which is this sentence, written a couple weeks later, 
                        to say that Spirit of Love has grown to become 
                        a much more important album to me than Broselmaschine, 
                        which I still like but after say four or five listens, 
                        the melodies and moods of Spirit of Love found 
                        their way deep into my heart, and I have fallen very much 
                        in love with it, where Broselmaschine remains merely 
                        a good friend. Thank you. back 
                        to the review 
                      COMUS: First Utterance 
                        2LP (GET BACK!) 
                         Okay, 
                        back to alphabetical order to round up this little 'as-it-happened 
                        at-home musical baptism by the hand of the forefathers 
                        of British and German psych-folk' trio of reviews. Comus, 
                        Comus, Comus...I've heard so much about you, so I knew 
                        you'd be something....but I didn't know you would be so 
                        beastly. This is one of the strangest albums I've 
                        ever heard. I knew it would be strange -- apparently there's 
                        actually a genre tag for this kind of thing called "wyrd 
                        folk." This genre was defined by the folks from mail-order 
                        service New 
                        Sonic Architecture as "[a combination of] pseudo-medieval 
                        reels and airs with a psychedelic dementia by turns gentle 
                        and harrowing." Either way, I can't imagine actually 
                        saying the words "wyrd folk" out loud, but reading 
                        about it did prepare me for this record to be a weird 
                        one -- excuse me, "wyrd" one....  
                                  It 
                        still didn't prepare me enough, though. About fifteen 
                        seconds into the first track I had to get up and check 
                        to make sure it was playing at the right speed, due mainly 
                        to the helium-inflected vocals of Roger Wooton but also 
                        just because of the overall herky-jerky scary oompah band 
                        nature of the track, "Diana." And lyrics about 
                        "steaming woodlaaaaaaaannndds...." What the 
                        hell is going on here? And then things get intense, Wooton 
                        starts yelping and screaming, an arsenal of hand drums 
                        starts pounding at high speeds, and I feel like I'm falling 
                        into the same trap door that Amon Duul II open up on Phallus 
                        Dei and Yeti. Beneath this trap door, as Marcel 
                        Koopman says on the Forced Exposure website, 
                        "the music twists and oozes as a vile bunch of snakes," 
                        except that Comus is indeed vile and make Amon Duul II 
                        seem sort of cute in comparison.... 
                               Vile might even 
                        be an understatement. This is horror-folk. I had already 
                        read in The Wire that "two songs...on First 
                        Utterance draw on  
                        mythology and Milton's poem Comus, about threatened 
                        female chastity..." but I forgot about that until 
                        I listened to the album and started to hear weird (excuse 
                        me, wyrd) subject matter on the occasions when I could 
                        discern Wooton's yelping lyrics. Looking at the lyric 
                        sheet confirmed this as I read lines like these from "Drip 
                        Drip": "You dangling swinging / hanging, spinning, 
                        aftermath / Your soft white flesh turns past me slaked 
                        with blood / Your evil eyes more damning than a demon's 
                        curse / Your lovely body soon caked with mud / As I carry 
                        you to your grave my arms your hearse." Jeez! He's 
                        singing about cold-blooded murder! Of a girl with "soft 
                        white flesh" and "a soft breast." It's 
                        not just vile, it's downright lurid! And, as I listened 
                        and read more, I realized that no less than three of the 
                        six songs sound like they're about the same woodland sexual 
                        assault -- the "two" that The Wire refers 
                        to are "Diana" and "Song To Comus" 
                        (with its creepy absurd prog-rock lines like "Chastity 
                        chaser virile for the virgin's virtue") -- but I 
                        think "Drip Drip" is about the aftermath of 
                        the same terrifying scene, with the rapist killing his 
                        victim. It's the closest a folk album has ever gotten 
                        to Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left... 
                                There's 
                        also "The Bite," which is an explicit account 
                        of the hanging of a Christian prisoner, and "The 
                        Prisoner," which is such a frank account of mental 
                        illness that it actually begins with the lines "I 
                        was mad and was accepted for treatment at a hospital / 
                        For the mentally sick." It continues with hardcore 
                        shit like "Then they gave me shock treatment / And 
                        when I awoke I was numb and remembered nothing / Probe 
                        me mould me reassemble my brain / Schizoid paranoid just 
                        terms just names / Why can't you leave me don't drive 
                        me insane."  
                                And amidst 
                        all of these churning folk-rock rave-up investigations 
                        into really dark shit is the song "The Herald," 
                        the second track on the album, and one of the most mystical 
                        things I've ever heard. It's eerie rather than vile, contemplative 
                        rather than churning, and boasts the album's only lead 
                        vocal by the glorious Bobbie Watson. She sings lyrics 
                        like "Herald of morning walks across the earth eternally 
                        / And somewhere in the black distance / Another herald 
                        puts down his flute / And the dewy day creeps on / And 
                        the night withdraws" in a high diaphanous register 
                        that mingles with the violin and flute melodies as they 
                        come and go, hovering, alighting, fading out into the 
                        mist only to emerge again from above (the song completely 
                        fades out for a few seconds two different times during 
                        its epic 7-8 minutes)...listening to it on beer and a 
                        bit of marijuana with C.L. and B.A. one night we all envisioned 
                        it as the soundtrack to some spectral early-70s Disney 
                        animated feature, during a melancholy and/or eerie scene 
                        in which sprites and nyads emerge from matte paintings 
                        of leafy glens that reveal mist-enshrouded streams. For 
                        "The Herald" alone, I recommend this album completely. 
                        I recommend the rest too...but I honestly don't think 
                        you're gonna be ready for how evil it is..... 
                      LINKS: 
                        a 
                        good article on Comus 
                      BLACK DICE 7-inch 
                        (VERMIN SCUM)  
                          
                        As 
                        you might have noticed in this issue's letter's section, 
                        "it's all about the Black Dice in the year 2G." 
                        So many people are talking about 'em, I just had to head 
                        down to the only independent record store in Lincoln, 
                        Nebraska (Zero Street) and see if they were selling anything 
                        by 'em. They were sold out of the infamous 10-inch on 
                        Troubleman Unlimited, but they did have this little 7-incher 
                        on Baltimore's Vermin Scum label. So I plopped down $3.75 
                        and bought it. Kinda expensive, 7-inchers these days, 
                        especially in this case when it's just a one-sided 7-inch 
                        to be played at 45 RPM. Comes out to about two or three 
                        minutes of music, and then when it's over and I want some 
                        more I don't get any because the other side has no grooves. 
                        It's blank! (I even tried it out and sure enough, the 
                        needle just skated right to the center....) So, I feel 
                        like this record should've only cost $2, the silk-screened 
                        artwork isn't THAT great. (In fact it's pretty damn creepy 
                        in that punker-kid-drawing-shit-while-on-bad-acid kind 
                        of way.)  
                                     But 
                        the music, all two or three minutes of it, is pretty damn 
                        great. I'd heard how Black Dice blended noise and hardcore, 
                        expecting something like early Gravity Records output 
                        with a welcome Dead C inflection....but this sounds more 
                        like Discordance Axis or something, tightly structured 
                        death-metal-influenced exploding hardcore with screaming 
                        vocals and the 3001% intensity that this kind of madness 
                        is usually played with. The grooves on the record and 
                        the printing on the insert suggest that there are five 
                        songs here: "Printed Paper," "Studdered," 
                        "Ten Days," "Godliness," and "The 
                        P Document." I played it before noticing all that 
                        and I thought for sure it was just one long stopping and 
                        starting belch-from-hell song. That's a compliment, of 
                        course -- I even thought the whining guitar feedback that 
                        happens in between each song was a composed element bridging 
                        one 'verse' to the next. This is a damn good record, but 
                        it's too short and with 7-inch prices what they are these 
                        days, it might leave you feeling a little ripped off too.... 
                      LINKS: 
                        Troubleman 
                        Unlimited 
                      DE LA SOUL: Buhloone 
                        Mind State CD (TOMMY BOY) 
                         What 
                        a blasting album! Starts with a chanted manifesto "It 
                        might blow up but it won't go pop
" over some laid-back 
                        Stax sample-groove shit
.the beats change up, continue 
                        on
.it's a laid-back album
 "Change my pitch up?/Smack 
                        my bitch up?/I never did it," the first defiant anti-gangsta 
                        statement on a defiantly anti-gangsta album. A couple 
                        quick hard hitting tracks later, the long, dreamy instrumental 
                        interlude in the middle of the first half of the album 
                        featuring Maceo Parker "blowin' the soul out" of his alto 
                        sax. And then a minute-and-a-half of Japanese rap! ("Oh 
                        shih
") "Cause Long Island is whylin'!" And how about 
                        the exhiliarating screaming that opens "Ego Trippin." 
                        I don't know if that was Prince Paul's idea, but it's 
                        total Prince Paul anyway. The appearance throughout from 
                        Shorty, a lady MC who rips it up on at least two or three 
                        tracks, and as far as I know hasn't been heard from since. 
                        "I am Shorty, I be four-eleven." I saw Shorty rock a joint 
                        live when the 1993 Tribe Called Quest/De La Soul/Souls 
                        of Mischief tour hit Lincoln's lame-ass Rockin' Robin 
                        nightclub, one of maybe two nights in the two years they 
                        were open I had any reason to go there - she did two or 
                        three songs with 'em. Trugoy the Dove was super-cool onstage 
                        - at one point between songs he spent about five minutes 
                        rappin' with the audience about their favorite hip-hop 
                        music
"Ya'll like Del?" "Ya'll like Wu-Tang?" The crowd 
                        "hell yeahed" to the breakadawn. (Or at least to Nebraska 
                        closing time 1AM.) Tribe Called Quest were probably the 
                        best hip-hop show I've ever seen, edging out Public Enemy, 
                        the Beastie Boys, Digital Underground, and De La just 
                        before 'em, in their Low-End Theory/Midnight Marauders 
                        prime, Q-Tip coming on like a younger cuter Bill Cosby 
                        and Phife Dawg doing his Phife-the-Dawg dance. (Also saw 
                        Tribe play the Smashing Pumpkins-headlined Lollapalooza 
                        a year later and they even rocked that incredibly lame-ass 
                        scene, which George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic 
                        could not do at all in the 45 minutes they were allotted 
                        (although the Beastie Boys, going after P-Funk, were this 
                        time even better than Tribe). Smashing Pumpkins were incredibly 
                        boring - I was with about five people, and we all just 
                        mutually agreed to turn around and leave about three bars 
                        into their second song. Shit, we'd been there since noon 
                        (to see the Boredoms rock holy ASS to an extremely lame 
                        stadium crowd of NO ONE (it was too early) except us, 
                        and the very well-staffed security team wouldn't even 
                        let us down into the empty front-row section because our 
                        tickets were marked 'green space' for the big sloped lawn 
                        far away from the stag)  
                                  What 
                        else? A phone message from Prince Paul in which he disses 
                        The Source magazine and says "you can quote me 
                        on that, and you can take this phone message and put it 
                        on your next album, I don't give a fuck." A phone message 
                        from "Dave" featuring what is my choice for the best recorded 
                        orgasm performance ever. (People's choice: Meg Ryan in 
                        that "When Mary Met Hallie" flick with Billy Crystal.) 
                        "Breakadawn" is a luscious slow jam (the one-word hook 
                        snipped from Michael Jackson's sweet vocal on "I Can't 
                        Help It" is one of the greatest hip-hop samples of all 
                        time), with another classic and oft-quoted dis on gangsta-rap: 
                        "Fuck being hard, Posdnuos is complicated." I always dug 
                        Posdnuos.  His 
                        real name is Kelvin Mercer. His MC name, I once saw him 
                        explain on MTV News, is "Sound Sop" backwards. As if anyone 
                        knew what the fuck "Sound Sop" was s'posed to mean, which 
                        was - hey! - DADA before I even knew its name. I was 17, 
                        Kelvin Mercer was like 19 or 20, so we were peers, which 
                        I didn't realize at the time because with his cool poetic 
                        demeanor and young bearded and bespectacled look he was 
                        about the most mature rock star I'd ever seen, which made 
                        him seem like a welcome foreigner appearing on MTV, which 
                        as you know stands for Keep-Your-Entertainment-Stupid 
                        Television. He was also a Total Dadaist, talking about 
                        the Daisy Age as being about "DA Inner Sound Y'all
," 
                        wearing psychedelically-colored clothes, rapping dense 
                        poetic self-affirming non sequitirs over Funkadelic samples, 
                        participating in mad skits (joke songs) occuring as interludes 
                        during De La Soul albums, such as "Ya'll got doo doo in 
                        your pocket? Ya'll got doo doo in your pocket? I want 
                        ya take it out and wave it back and forth over your head, 
                        and say "DOO DOO!
.DOO DOO!
..say DOO DOO! Now scream!!!!" 
                        or a hundred others like it. And the laid-back game-show 
                        skit that opens the album was at least as widely heard 
                        of a Dada (or excuse me, Theater of the Absurd) masterstroke 
                        as any Beckett play besides "Waiting for Godot"
 
                        
.there's my own little Dada minorstroke (ya know, the 
                        old 'way-extended ellipsis' gag)
..and to continue with 
                        De La
.oh nevermind, you get the idea, I'm gonna go break 
                        out my 3 Feet High And Risin' cassette.................................... 
                         
                      EMTIDI: Saat CD (TEMPEL/SPALAX) 
                         Oh 
                        lord, I'd thought I'd already written an Emtidi review. 
                        I don't relish the thought, but hey, this is just journalism 
                        here, I can knock something out: I acquired this one from 
                        psych archivist Steven Rolfsmeier at the tail-end of my 
                        recent psych-folk baptism. (See above.) In fact, I've 
                        already given it back to him, hence no cover image. (Can't 
                        find one on the internet either.) On first listen, it 
                        rang okay, but nothing fantastic. Sounded like decent 
                        'traditional' folk stylings, like a less-loose Broselmaschine, 
                        rather awkwardly appended by sub-Heldon synth swirls. 
                        After fourth and fifth listens, well, I like it better, 
                        but it's still 'second-tier' when it comes to the overall 
                        quality of The Early Seventies German Psych Explosion 
                        (can't we just go back to calling it 'Krautrock'?) . 
                                My favorite 
                        song is the first one: "Walkin' in the Park." 
                        It starts as epic melancholy cathedral folk, with a great 
                        sad vocal by Canadian Dolly Holmes that wastes no time 
                        going into a chorus of "Don't sit on the grass...it's 
                        too cold for your ass..." while somehow retaining 
                        the majesty of the song. Then, for the last three minutes 
                        it goes into an instrumental mini rave-up outro, with 
                        great loose-limbed choppy soloing by German Maik Hirschfeldt. 
                        (That was the whole band -- a male-female German-Canadian 
                        space-folk duo...)  
                                The hip favorite 
                        is the third track, "Touch The Sun," but I think 
                        that's just because it's over ten minutes long and has 
                        "sun" in the title, a combination that has always 
                        granted 'instant classic' status to psych tracks. Much 
                        of the song is taken up by synthesizer soundscapes that 
                        sound like outtakes from "Florian Fricke: The Kindergarten 
                        Tapes." The song is pretty good, but if you took 
                        out the beginner's soundscapes, it would only be about 
                        five minutes long instead of a "12-minute epic." 
                         
                                I don't 
                        really remember how the rest of the disc was, though I 
                        did make a cassette dub of it. It's really not bad, and 
                        "Walkin' in the Park" is great, but there are 
                        definitely about 30 or 40 other discs from this scene 
                        that you should buy first, and they all cost 17-20 bucks 
                        a pop, so you might wanna wait on it or borrow it from 
                        someone like I did.  
                      MARK-ALMOND 
                        LP (BLUE 
                        THUMB) 
                        Jay "drummer of Think" Bayles lent this to me 
                        and I feel like I should hurry up and review it before 
                        it becomes 'a lost classic of British folk adorned by 
                        low-keyed psychedelics' or something like that. Actually, 
                        that probably won't happen, this album is not a 'classic,' 
                        though side one is surprisingly good. 
                             Okay, how 'bout some back 
                        story on the band....first of all, Mark-Almond is not 
                        the singer from Soft Cell. I kept asking Jay that when 
                        he'd tell me about the album...."I've got this album 
                        by Mark-Almond".... "Oh yeah, Marc Almond, from 
                        Soft Cell?"..... "No"..... "Are you 
                        sure"...."Yep." That sort of thing.  
                              In order to steer 
                        me out of confusion, Jay just brought the LP over and 
                        left it at my house, so now I know that "Mark" 
                        is Jon Mark and "Almond" is Johnny Almond, hence 
                        the name of the band. (Note the hyphen.) Jon Mark is the 
                        songwriter -- there's only one song on the album he didn't 
                        write, and that was by Rodger Sutton, the bass player. 
                        Johnny Almond gets his last name in the band name, but 
                        he doesn't even so much as co-write a single song on here, 
                        he just plays "Baritone, tenor, alto and soprano 
                        saxophones, vibes, vocal harmonies, conga drums, concert 
                        alto and bass flute." So he's like the 'winds' player 
                        of the group, and though two others are credited with 
                        "percussion," he's also the only one credited 
                        with any "drums." And conga drums are just hand 
                        drums, which he evidently plays when he's not playing 
                        solos/atmospherics on his sax. (The lack of a drum kit 
                        adds to this record's low-key mellow seventies sound, 
                        as well as associating it with the psych-folk scene...all 
                        of the psych-folk bands mentioned above used hand drums 
                        when they used drums at all.) 
                               The first track 
                        is sort of iffy, sounding a bit like substandard Van Dyke 
                        Parks, but it's not terrible either, especially in the 
                        context of the next track, an 11-minute suite called "The 
                        City," which really opens the album up. It's a two-chord 
                        vamp with mellow vocals and mellow conga drums setting 
                        up a light but insistent 'nossa bova' kind of groove, 
                        which especially kicks in with the chorus chant: "I 
                        do'wanna go, I do'wanna go, I do'wanna go back to the 
                        city..." After that, " " closes out the 
                        side, reminding me of a shorter version of Tim Buckley's 
                        "Love From Room 109" -- I think fans of that 
                        vibe might actually like this record. However, side two 
                        is not as good...it has another 'long cut' with the 12-minute, 
                        but unfortunately it's not another sinuous psychedelic 
                        groove like "The City," but an attempt at a 
                        'slow orchestrated ballad' that ends up not saying much 
                        more about beauty than its title. Though I've spun side 
                        one several times, I haven't even made it through this 
                        side once.  
                               
                        I need to get a good rock reference book -- right now 
                        the only one I have that has anything on these guys is 
                        The Rolling Stone Record Guide from 1979, edited 
                        by Dave Marsh (with John Swenson, whomever he might be). 
                        It says "alumni of John Mayall's group," which 
                        is actually kind of disappointing, because it grounds 
                        the ethereality of "The City" in the mid-70s 
                        blues-rock radio industry. But then that reminds me, radio, 
                        and even blues-rock radio, was much better in the 70s 
                        -- how else woulda weirdo band like Blue Oyster Cult gotten 
                        famous? 
                              Marsh gives all of Mark-Almond's 
                        (five!) LP's two stars out of five, calling them "mood 
                        music for the Valium set." I actually like mood music, 
                        and if I wanna feel like I'm on Valium, which sometimes 
                        I do, I'd much rather do it by listening to mood music 
                        than by having to take Valium. About a Jon Mark solo LP, 
                        Marsh says "so smooth and relaxing, you'll wonder 
                        if you've been drugged." Well sorry Dave, but that 
                        sounds like an album I'd like to hear, and that describes 
                        "The City" pretty well. As for side two, what 
                        a disappointment. I'd give it two stars too, or maybe 
                        even one, but not because it's 'druggy,' because it's 
                        NOT druggy, instead being kinda distractingly pretentious 
                        like all second-tier 70s pomp-rock, offering the same 
                        sensation as when you're listening to Pink Floyd and you're 
                        not able to go all the way and just LOSE IT, only it's 
                        even more 'just okay' than that. -- Matt Silcock 
                      R!!!S!!!: Lake CD 
                        (VHF) 
                         Lake 
                        was a double-LP released in an edition of 300 copies in 
                        1990 on a label called No Fans Records, based in Harpenden, 
                        England. The musicians behind Lake were also the 
                        owners of the label, and were named Richard Youngs and 
                        Simon Wickham-Smith; their first initials, excitedly presented, 
                        making up the name of their 'group.' Album sales didn't 
                        exactly take off, and they still had 297 copies left when 
                        a single rave review in Forced Exposure magazine 
                        inspired tuned-in households worldwide to order a copy, 
                        and it promptly sold out. Those 297 Forced Exposure 
                        readers are pretty much the only people who've heard 
                        it until now, as VHF Records has pressed up a special 
                        "10th Anniversary" CD reissue of this legendary 
                        album. Now another couple thousand interested households 
                        can let this music play. The following document, found 
                        scrawled in ballpoint pen on scattered post-it notes around 
                        my listening room beanbag, might give you an idea what 
                        it sounded like in mine:  
                               'Side 
                        One is immediately baffling, packing 8 tracks into its 
                        14 minutes, not so much songs as they are recorded found 
                        objects and/or performances of inscrutable mini-manifestos 
                        and/or well, songs. (The last track "Hymn," 
                        all two minutes and fourteen seconds of it, is definitely 
                        a song.) The record begins in a pretty disorienting way, 
                        with Richard and Simon chatting nonchalantly while weird 
                        humming sounds swirl around them and much-louder-than-everything-else 
                        jarring percussive hits keep the bewildered listener at 
                        attention. As if it were the most natural thing to do, 
                        Simon starts reading the posted rules sign from some public 
                        place that evidently they took down and shepherded home 
                        to Harpenden to make a spoken-word piece out of. (Voila! 
                        A found object.) The next track, "Anti-Social Behaviour" 
                        is another near-inscrutable 
                         spoken-word 
                        found-object mini-manifesto, this one sounding like Richard 
                        and Simon simultaneously reading separate treatises on 
                        anarchy, perhaps from some old book by Emma Goldman, or 
                        perhaps from a punk zine, or maybe written by R!!! and 
                        S!!! themselves -- the mystery is starting to unfold. 
                        As are several tablespoons of genial dada humor: the next 
                        track, "Anti-Social Behaviour In Iceland," is 
                        the same spoken text played backwards with the improv-drone 
                        backing mixed out. As the side continues we get more experiments, 
                        such as a three-minute-long full-fledged electro-acoustic 
                        performance that could've come straight from INA-GRM or 
                        whatever, called "Ricardo Ibarruri (b. 1961): String 
                        trio with live electronics (1985)," a one-line zen 
                        koan ("The only thing to do with money is to lose 
                        it") repeated over and over by R!!!, S!!!, and special 
                        guests Gareth and Yvonne, who all sound like glassy-eyed 
                        Zen zombies with avant-folk gtr and flute backing. Then 
                        there's another barely scrutable mini-manifesto on "Art 
                        and Literature," and then the aforementioned and 
                        rather lovely "Hymn."  
                                Side Two has 
                        only three tracks in 21 minutes, and hence follows a more 
                        A-Band-like long-form approach to beatless countryside-inflected 
                        space jamming that's heavy on the oven tray bowing. At 
                        least the 7-minute first track "Let Them Eat Records" 
                        is in that zone, building up a nice slow head of rattling 
                        steam after some more talking. The second track "Dance: 
                        Help The Aged (Give Them A Heart Attack)" sounds 
                        like percussion tracks played both forwards and backwards 
                        - possibly a remix of "Let Them Eat Records"? 
                        Chris Moon didn't like this side, he doesn't like what 
                        he calls "fuck-off" tracks, like half the stuff 
                        on Neu! 2. I think it's got it a nice 'burrowing' 
                        sound, it definitely works for me, but then I can listen 
                        to Neu! 2 beginning to end no problem. Ah yes, 
                        side two track three "Wasp" is another backwards 
                        piece, this one even sparser than the last but just as 
                        rhythmic.  
                                   Okay, 
                        side three is where they get down to the usual drone improv 
                        underground business of the side-long album cut. Here 
                        it's called "Chord," a single track clocking 
                        in at 19:17. The name would imply something like "Duet" 
                        of the later LP Enedkeg, but R!!! and S!!! were 
                        defying drone improv underground side-long album cut expectations 
                        before there were even expectations: "Chord" 
                        is a duet for Classical Guitar and Reed Organ. And on 
                        the Reed Organ, S!!! plays an ugly farting atonal staccatto 
                        chord over and over again ad infinitum. 3 minutes in, 
                        the chords still going, and maybe I'm hearing the Classical 
                        Guitar by R!!! but I really don't think so. Okay, 5 minutes 
                        in I can definitely hear him, but he's barely playing 
                        anything, just sort of plunking along with the Reed Organ, 
                        just as atonally but more occasionally and much more quietly. 
                        I have to listen to 14 more minutes of this? Give me side 
                        one again! No, it's pretty cool -- again, it's a sort 
                        of found object piece, with the object being the chord 
                        Simon's playing, hence the title of the piece. In Cubist 
                        fashion, the object is repeated over and over again so 
                        that the viewer can glean multiple perspectives on its 
                        being. (Because if you listen close, you'll realize that 
                        you can't hear the same chord twice...) And of course, 
                        seven minutes in the chord's repetition is speeded up 
                        a bit (motif and variation, theme and development....see, 
                        this is classical music!)...and it sounds like Richard's 
                        got his classical guitar plugged into an amp because I 
                        think I can hear static in between chord pumps....notice 
                        I haven't used the word 'minimalism' yet in this review? 
                        I guess 'minimalism' is what I mean by 'found object'...it's 
                        not music so much as it's just an object, one sound-thing, 
                        presented for some duration. With five minutes to go, 
                        Simon has speeded up his object presentation quite a bit....when 
                        he speeded up I'm not quite sure, 'cause I was writing, 
                        and it just sort of started to happen after I quit listening, 
                        sort of the way Steve Reich's "Four Organs" 
                        slows down, or elongates, after you quit listening 
                        to it. Except "Chord" is just one organ. Oh 
                        jeez, now there's just three minutes left and now that 
                        the chords are closer and closer together they're really 
                        starting to build up a drone -- and whaddayaknow, they 
                        just broke into full-fledged drone, with a beating percussion 
                        sound underneath (that's not "Classical Guitar" 
                        is it???) and man it's glorious...an actual payoff! 
                        Okay, I'll stop now.  
                                   Maybe 
                        I should take a break before writing about Side Four. 
                        Or maybe I should just let you hear that one yourself. 
                        Twenty minutes, three tracks: "Bells," "Redenhall," 
                        and "Goat." "Bells" is a duet for 
                        "clock chimes." And "Redenhall" really 
                        does hearken forward to "Duet" from Enedkeg. 
                        (Or is it "Urban Music From The Middle Of Nowhere"?) 
                        And "Goat" is a pretty heavy song-object (that 
                        hearkens forward to Ceaucescu). That's all I'll 
                        tell you.' 
                                   Okay, 
                        wow. This really is a great album, thank you thank you 
                        thank you to VHF for the reissue. By the way, despite 
                        all the individual pieces/cuts/tracks, it's presented 
                        on the CD (like the Drag City CD of Royal Trux's Twin 
                        Infinitives) as just four tracks, one for each 
                        LP side. I can't imagine what it was like back in 1990 
                        or 1991, to have the original LP pressing arrive in your 
                        mail and to ritualistically play each of the sides in 
                        order so as to hear these goofy mysteries unfold.....to 
                        slowly walk deeper and deeper into the Lake........... 
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