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                  Some people 
                    have been saying that there are no really good zines or music 
                    writing these days. They've even been touting Blastitude as 
                    the "only zine that matters" or something like that. 
                    I certainly agree with them, except for one exception: BANANAFISH. 
                    For some reason, Bananafish never gets mentioned. Maybe it's 
                    because it is so fucking dauntingly good. I just bought issue 
                    #17 today -- it came out this week -- and I am in awe, even 
                    having read not even one quarter of its vast contents. And 
                    it's not just the extremely good writing; for sheer volume, 
                    attention to detail, critical fearlessness, intelligent interviewing, 
                    brilliant curating, and much more, it's the best music magazine 
                    of all time as far as I'm concerned (besides Bangs-era Creem, 
                    of course). Maybe you haven't noticed because you didn't look 
                    past the "weird" veneer, but spend more than 15 
                    minutes actually reading it, and you'll see . . .  
                    
                  So 
                    I got this e-mail today, and the subject was -- and this is 
                    exact, not a single letter changed -- "Wsr everything 
                    pharm q." And, it was from "bonnar farstad," 
                    and I'm like, "Is this spam or did someone subscribe 
                    me to the brutal sfx mailing list??"  
                    
                  Anyone 
                    ever seen Maciste in Hell? Just saw it last 
                    night . . . 1924, Italy, about a Joe Millionaire type dude 
                    who for some reason (didn't catch it) goes down to hell and 
                    does battle with hordes and hordes of demons. Surprisingly 
                    insane movie, while watching with the sound down and something 
                    cranking on the stereo, I was thinking that it rivalled some 
                    other classic films: This Midnight I'll Possess Your Corpse 
                    (for the depiction of hell as a place, even if just a movie 
                    set) and Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (for the 
                    battle scenes!). There's also one shot that reminded me of 
                    Saló (a brief long shot of a torture field!), 
                    and another moment that was like Evil Dead trilogy, 
                    in which a decapitated demon got his head thrown back to him, 
                    and was shown reviving himself via primitive claymation or 
                    some shit. And, at the same time all this was going on, I 
                    was like, "This is the predecessor to the dumb Schwarzenegger 
                    and Seagal movies."  
                    
                  LARRY DOLMAN LISTED! 
                  Current faves (8/17/03) 
                    Omit, 
                    all. The 
                    drawings too.  
                    Bananafish 
                    comps, all. Someday 
                    someone is going to have to release all (seventeen?) of these 
                    as a box set and call it the American Anthology of Noise Music. 
                    Smithsonian, you still around? And by the way, Seymour Glass 
                    / Earl Kuck / whoever is one of the best music writers of 
                    the century. Somebody has to say it. More people would be 
                    saying it, but nobody, including me, has a clue who/what they 
                    are reading during all the voluminous review columns. Fiona 
                    Finesse? Helen Twelvetrees? I. Vern Beezer? That guy who dictates 
                    all his reviews over voice mail? My personal theory is that 
                    they're all one person, who is named Seymour Glass and/or 
                    Earl Kuck, with some exceptions here and there, like Stanley 
                    Zappa and guests like Tom Smith and Scott Foust, and they're 
                    all great too. Just great music writing, really.  
                    Hive 
                    Mind Tunnel Birth CS. Hearkens 
                    back to Klaus Schulze Black Dance or something, that 
                    classic one-piece-per-side dark-analog lowdown. 
                    Ceramic Hobs, all. My 
                    good friend C.M. Von Bligablum recently laid 4 CDRs on me 
                    which collected something like 72 releases and 3,086 tracks 
                    by Rudimentary Peni. It's good disturbed 1980s UK material 
                    ("post punk"), but it doesn't hold a candle to the 
                    Hobs. Not that they're peers or anything, they're a decade 
                    (or two?) apart. But there's a similarity there, and I think 
                    it's more than just the UK location. Migidum 
                    Bligablum is the primary United States distributor of 
                    the Ceramic Hobs.  
                    Sun City Girls, natch, 
                    this month it's Box of Chameleons! Live at the Empty Bottle 
                    2-disc bootleg! Grotto of Miracles (side one)! Self-titled 
                    first album! Torch of the Mystics (back again)! Wah (but not 
                    so much Flute & Mask)! The Nat Pwe DVD! Sugar: The Other 
                    White Meat!  
                    Tubular Bells LP. 
                    Not the Mike Oldfield version, the Glands of 
                    External Secretion and Decaer Pinga versions. Decaer Pinga 
                    version especially, it's pretty damn heavy!  
                    You 
                    Gan't Boar Like An Eagle When You Work With Turkrys: 
                    Amarillo Label Sampler CD. Right now Faxed 
                    Head is playing. Today's Sounds is coming up. What a crazed 
                    label. I like every track on this sampler. Along with Mr. 
                    Show and maybe a couple other things, Amarillo Records is 
                    one of THE exemplars of the post-Kaufman & Letterman school 
                    of fin de 20th siecle humor. And mostly excellent rock music 
                    to boot.  
                    Help Yourself: Beware the Shadow 
                    LP. Every time I think it's going 
                    to be mere hokey hippie laid-back country boogie, guitarist 
                    Richard Treece melts the song into mellow fuzzy lava right 
                    in front of my ears. And Malcolm Morley (not the guy in Can 
                    or the guy in Dead C) is a great singer of melancholy blues. 
                    And it's barely boogie or the blues, it's mostly epic lost-zone 
                    balladry. Don't miss the 14-minute "Reaffirmation," 
                    and make sure you spend some time exploring the nature of 
                    the cover art, "by Annie."  
                    Thin Lizzy: Jailbreak LP. 
                    I really like the song "Runnin' Back."  
                    Ozzy Osbourne: Diary of a Madman 
                    LP. Really great! Possibly better than Blizzard 
                    of Ozz. A little less poppy anyway, the proverbial "darker 
                    sophomore effort." I love the band photo on the inner 
                    sleeve, and it's underneath these runes that I couldn't read, 
                    so I held 'em up to the mirror to see if they spelled something 
                    satanic, but I still couldn't make anything out, so I guess 
                    they're just nonsense runes.  
                    Deep Purple: Made in Japan 
                    2LP. As good as both Live Dead and the Velvet 
                    Underground Quine Tapes, and it was only a dollar! 
                  Metal 
                    adds (10/31/03) 
                    Warfare 
                    "Burn The King's Road" 
                    Nachtmystium Reign of the Malicious 
                    Metallica "Disposable Heroes"  
                    Metallica "Call of Ktulu" 
                    Metallica Kill 'Em All 
                    Budgie "Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman," 
                    "Young Is A World," "Crash Course In Brain 
                    Surgery" ["show me how to neutralize 
                    the night..."]  
                    Thin Lizzy "Massacre", "Boogie Woogie Dance," 
                    "Bad Reputation" 
                    Deep Purple "Fireball" 
                    Black Sabbath Sabotage 
                    Black 
                    Elf Speaks "Creation Story"  
                    Satanasword 
                    Sigh  
                    Pentagram (1970s) 
                    Mercyful Fate Melissa 
                     
                    Random albums previously reviewed in Blastitude 
                    and still sounding great: 
                     
                    Fukktron & Hair and Nails CDR (Public Eyesore); 
                    Dead Raven Choir / Furisubi / Timothy the Revelator 
                    3-way split CDR (Last Visible Dog) -- REALLY good 
                    shit by all three artists -- get this disc from LVD!; 
                    The Somnambulist by Delayed Sleep CDR demo 
                    thing -- DAMN I like this album as much now as I did a year 
                    ago when I raved about it -- SO mellow, nodded up, nodded 
                    out, just not nodded OFF . . . .  
                  First 
                    time in a long time dept.:  
                    The Terminals. That guy's voice is odder 
                    than ever . . . I'm especially noting a little trill he puts 
                    towards the end of almost every single line. At least on the 
                    song "Deadly Tango" he does. Brian Cook actually 
                    sings, I think, three songs on here, and his voice his interesting, 
                    like Keith Richards, except even mealier-mouthed! Y'know, 
                    Brian Crook, from the Renderers, and Flies Inside The Sun? 
                    The band itself is great, even better than I remember it, 
                    hammering out romantic chords crudely with lots of reverb 
                    and Pere Ubu noise creeping through it all. But that singing 
                    . . . I don't know man . . . 
                  Current 
                    faves (12/19/03) 
                    Tony 
                    Williams Lifetime Emergency. Damn 
                    this album is sounding good. McLaughlin at his most gnarly 
                    on guitar, Young playing that technicolor psych organ, Williams 
                    all over the place and contributing his nutty vocals. And 
                    what about this "Spectrum Road" jam?? Is that McLaughlin 
                    singing? I've never heard the later albums that had Jack Bruce 
                    on bass . . . . that must've been over the top.  
                    Ash Ra Tempel Ash Ra Tempel, 
                    Join Inn. Jeez, speaking of great 
                    drummers, how about Klaus Schulze??! Especially on the track 
                    "Freak 'n' Roll" from Join Inn, on which 
                    he expands and contracts and syncopates and plays around with 
                    the groove at will. And I won't even mention that he was even 
                    better than Florian Fricke when it came to synthscapes . . 
                    . . .  
                    Heldon I/III Electronique Guerilla/"It's 
                    Always Rock 'n' Roll". The last 
                    time I went on a Heldon binge was exactly three years ago. 
                    Barely listened to 'em in the interim, but I just picked up 
                    Vangelis's Spiral album for $2.99 and when it comes 
                    to synth-swoosh it's pretty damn lame compared to Heldon so 
                    back in my player they go. I used to not totally swoon over 
                    Heldon until monster-drummer Francois Auger joined the band 
                    (fifth, sixth, and seventh album), but now I can't even get 
                    past their first and third albums, reissued as this 2CD set 
                    by Cuneiform Records. They didn't even have a drummer on these, 
                    but they are still monumental works of robot-drone sci-fi 
                    synth paranoia.  
                    Charalambides Home. Released 
                    on CDR only back in 2000 or thereabouts, I feel really lucky 
                    to have this one. The approach is 'quiet' here, just two guitars 
                    plucking and chording away in late-night-of-the-soul mode 
                    with no hurry and absolutely nothing to prove, and the result 
                    has melted my entire being into my own carpet many, many times. 
                    Time seems to stand still and calm every time I play it. I've 
                    played it hundreds of times and I'm terrified of the day this 
                    starts skipping -- Kranky, are you listening? Thanks for reissuing 
                    Unknown Spin, that was a good choice, but can you 
                    PLEASE reissue this one soon?  
                    David Bowie Scary Monsters. 
                     This was my favorite Bowie album 
                    when I was 15. This is the first time I've listened to it 
                    since then, and it's still my favorite Bowie album. The first 
                    five songs are all pop hits, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, 
                    one after the other. They're also all weird as hell, thanks 
                    in no small part to Robert Fripp's mind-blowing guitar.  
                    
                  WOW! 
                    A bunch of other people have already quoted this, 
                    but jeez, just read it, how could I not quote it too? "My 
                    joints ache so much that I walk weird. Improvisation?? Improvisation??!? 
                    I've never seen it, heard it, or played it. You say that you're 
                    uncomfortable. I felt so good that I stopped laughing. I love 
                    silence because I am so brutal, but because I breathe there 
                    can be no silence. I call it Rock 'n' Roll. Because I breathe 
                    -- because I have a mouth. Duo 1988, Ju/A Brute, Urklang, 
                    Soingyokusaiseyo -- Improvisation can eat shit, that's what 
                    I've always said. Musicians are the scum of the earth, and 
                    hell's a lie, that's what I've always said. Do you know a 
                    word that means both look at me and leave me alone? I'm so 
                    fuckin' glad that I've got no reasons, no dreams, nothing 
                    to believe in. I'm so fuckin' glad that I have no interest 
                    in the occult, in salvation, in playing my part, in meanings. 
                    I'm so fuckin' glad I met you and left you. I'm so fuckin' 
                    glad that I'm not you. What I really mean is that I'm so fuckin' 
                    glad that you're not beautiful. What I really mean is that 
                    I'm so fuckin' glad that you mean nothing to me."-- Masayoshi 
                    Urabe, from his linernotes. 
                    
                  SOME 
                    OTHER BITS OF TEXT I GOT A KICK OUT OF: 
                    "Videodrome came out just when I was 
                    really getting into starting to think about writing about 
                    horror movies and I was watching fucking videos, like five, 
                    seven, ten tapes in a session, smoking tons of dope. Taking 
                    loads and loads of drugs: acid, heroin, speed, anything and 
                    watching all these fucking movies endlessly. It was insane 
                    - when video first started, I had a couple of friends with 
                    machines and we were heavily into drugs and videos - we just 
                    watched everything. Every fucking lousy gore movie that ever 
                    came out, you know, Italian Barbarian movies, anything, just 
                    any piece of trash we could find. Videodrome came 
                    along just when I was really getting into that, so it just 
                    seemed perfect. You know, that's what it seemed to be all 
                    about, it seemed to capture that kind of madness we were going 
                    through." -- Stefan Jaworzyn, from interview at prism-escape.com 
                    . . . . . . "ALL 
                    MEMBERS OVERWEIGHT AND/OR GAY-ACTING." -- written on 
                    WHPK copy of Whitehouse 
                    Bird Seed CD by DJ Seth Sanders, capitalization his 
                    . . . . . . . Surreal sci-fi Phil Dick headline of the week, 
                    from my 
                    #1 news source: "Transfer photos from cell phone 
                    to jewelry."  
                    
                  SYNCHRONICITY 
                    UPDATE 
                    SYNCHRONICITY #1: Over the span of the last two weeks 
                    I have heard three different punk or punk-related versions 
                    of "The Batman Theme" (a/k/a "NUH Nuh Nuh Nuh 
                    NUH Nuh Nuh Nuh etc.") without planning to or expecting 
                    to. They were performed by the Sun City Girls (Seattle WA, 
                    1990-present), Terrifying Sickos (Hattiesburg MS, 1986), and 
                    then someone at work on a record I didn't bring, I can't remember 
                    what band it was (they weren't that good). Three months later 
                    . . . . . . haven't heard the theme since then, but just about 
                    5 minutes ago I read this in an interview with highly regarded 
                    Chicago jazz drummer Hamid Drake, talking about his elementary 
                    school band: "I had a friend named John Watson, he was 
                    in the stage band. He played piano. I had another friend named 
                    Clark Taylor, he played clarinet. So as time went on the students 
                    had to form different groups to do a recital, so Clark, John, 
                    and I came together. And we did a rendition of 'Batman!' (laughs) 
                    That was our recital." [from 50 Miles of Elbow Room 
                    #2.]  
                          SYNCHRONICITY #2: It all 
                    started with the Double Leopard's enjoyable list 
                    for Dusted Magazine, in which they wrote, "Late-era 
                    Cecil Taylor sweatsuit style tucked into flourescent tube 
                    socks …. music goes without saying…as well as 
                    endurance thanks to the coca leaf…" What? Did they 
                    mean that he drinks a lot of coffee before he plays, or could 
                    Cecil be a cokehead? Hmm, I thought. It actually kind of made 
                    sense . . .  
                         Then, just a couple weeks later, 
                    I was reading an interview with NYC-based jazz keyboardist 
                    Masako Yokouchi, who I think I saw perform in Chicago with 
                    Sabir Mateen a year ago, and she dropped this bomb while talking 
                    about her unnamed NYC-based trio with Daniel Carter and Matthew 
                    Heyner: "And, Matthew (bass player) is a member of Cecil 
                    Taylor's Pthongos which is a big band and performed at Knitting 
                    Factory recently. But Cecil isn't there whenever I go to his 
                    live . . . He was stoned in his home!" Wha....? Cecil, 
                    are you some kind of crazy partier or what? (Go here 
                    for the whole interview -- it's fun.)  
                          And THEN, I come across 
                    this, in an online essay: 
                    "I've seen Cecil Taylor and his group emerge onto stage 
                    from the back room in a monstrous cloud of marijuana smoke 
                    and do just fine." What, Jimmy Lyons too?? Maybe even 
                    . . .William Parker???  
                          SYNCHRONICITY #3: Well, this 
                    one . . . let's just say it's a thing that reminds me of another 
                    thing. It 
                    may not exactly be synchronicitous . . . in fact, none of 
                    these examples might be textbook synchronicities. Anyway, 
                    if you read my Top Ten List 
                    about the Chicago Cubs, do you recall what I said about 
                    their catcher, Damian Miller? That his work behind the plate 
                    was so solid that it was hard to even notice, or realize, 
                    how solid it was? So solid it bordered on invisibility? Well, 
                    SHIT, dig this exchange from a very 
                    recent interview between Mark "The Great" Prindle 
                    and Kira "Black F***ing Flag" Roessler:  
                          "Who do you think are 
                    the best bassists ever?"  
                          "I always talk about the 
                    bass player from ZZ Top. Because for me, a bass player is 
                    great if he does exactly what’s right for that band." 
                     
                          "I don’t know that 
                    I’ve ever noticed a ZZ Top bass line in my life." 
                     
                          "Exactly! He does what’s 
                    exactly right for that – exactly! He’s just 'the 
                    guy'! The guy that makes that band sound like that band without 
                    being noticed. I think it’s so important if you’re 
                    a bass player."  
                          Um, the Damian Miller Award 
                    For Bass Playing Excellence?  
                          SYNCHRONICITY #4: I've 
                    got in the comps for both Bananafish # 13 and Bananafish # 
                    11, both of which happen to have tracks by Witcyst. And the 
                    changer just played the Witcyst tracks back to back! 
                          SYNCHRONICITY #5: Also 
                    changer-related, I've just discovered that there are two completely 
                    random CDs in the changer right now that were both mastered 
                    by Thomas Dimuzio at Gench Studios, the Neung Phak CD (2003) 
                    and Noothgrush's Failing Early, Failing Often CD 
                    (2001).  
                    
                  It just 
                    hit me today that the Laundryroom Squelchers and the Vibracathedral 
                    Orchestra have the almost exact same modus operandi: "get 
                    it up and flying" drone maximalism. Except the Squelchers 
                    use darker tonalities and more "noise" influence. 
                     
                    
                  Funny 
                    stuff from J. Niimi, that appeared only on his review on the 
                    WHPK station copy of a CD by Chicago band Vortis: "A 
                    caustic fusion of three potent irritants: vocalists trying 
                    to be 'relevant,' rock critics trying to be playful, and inept 
                    rock bands trying to be anything."  
                    
                  Signposts 
                    of the New Psychedelia 
                     
                    1. 
                    Foliage. Nature has always been psychedelic -- oceans, mountains, 
                    deserts?? Sheez, of course. But how about that tree outside 
                    of every one of our homes? Look at that thing sway and shimmer 
                    in the breeze and light! Then try tripping on the blades of 
                    grass in your very own postage-stamp yard for a few hours. 
                    Then go to Seattle or one of these other super-lush "city 
                    in a garden" type places and have your mind blown just 
                    walking to the convenience store.  
                    2. Wolf Eyes. You know the thing from Woodstock, "Don't 
                    take the brown acid," the scary stuff, that gives you 
                    a bad trip? Well, Wolf Eyes music will make you think you 
                    took the BLACK acid. The BLACK VOMIT acid. Talk about room 
                    spins!  
                    3. No brainer: Fort Thunder (see also Paper Rodeo, Paperrad, 
                    Retard Riot, Here See, Little Cakes, and many more). 
                     4. Life. 
                    Totally. 
                    5. Everything. Everything is now psychedelic.  
                  (This 
                    list didn't run on Blastitude's new Top 
                    Ten List page because I only came up with 5. There are 
                    10, though, at the very least!)  
                   
                      
                  Weird 
                    lost record alert: A single released by Bruce Cole 
                    (of the Screaming Mee-Mees) in 1996, "Nine More Lifetimes"/"Ow, 
                    My Finger!"/"Beware, the Third Assault," b/w 
                    "Angel's Carcass." Sounds like a Dr. Demento novelty 
                    record from the 1950s, except for all the sick synthesizer 
                    bleat and ominous vocal intonations, which sound like an electronic 
                    and/or satanic record from the 1960s, so it's like . . . 1996?? 
                    And then the B side, "Angel's Carcass," my God, 
                    what a title, and it lives up to it, being a deep-space duet 
                    for the world's loneliest guitar and some far-off mega-dark 
                    synthesizer ripple. With 30 seconds to go, vocals come in, 
                    more lost than even the instruments. [Actually this record 
                    was just reissued by Gulcher Records as part of the Screamin' 
                    Mee-Mees' Live in a Basement CD.] 
                    
                  Rambles 
                    Over The Changer  
                  For people 
                    who ask me what kind of music I like, I've figured out the 
                    simplest possible answer: "Music with heart." That 
                    way I don't have to say "psychedelic retro neo no wave 
                    folk noise rock -- but I also like a lot of country music, 
                    the good stuff, not that Music City U.S.A. bullshit." 
                    All I mean is that I like "Music with heart." Same 
                    goes for noise. It really sucks if it isn't from the heart. 
                    I think that's what I've always meant by quirk vs. soul: the 
                    more quirky it is, the less from the heart it is. Apparently 
                    people in this "modern age" are getting more and 
                    more heartless; at least plenty of bands are, in order to 
                    show how "heartless" the masses are, but their shows 
                    and albums reveal them to be the ones who are especially heartless. 
                    To "clarify," Wolf Eyes' music may be about the 
                    condition of Heartlessness, but is itself played with great 
                    heart. It illuminates, where others merely indict . . . . 
                    Who's this on my stereo? Kind of derivative, like Johnny Rotten 
                    singing, and the drumbeat sounds very much like . . . Mac 
                    McNally? Was that really the name of Jesus Lizard's drummer? 
                    [Close, it was Mac McNeilly -- ed.] It sounds like 
                    him, anyway. Whoah! Now the vocals got a lot less derivative 
                    and super intense. Shit, now the song's over and the changer's 
                    moved on and I really couldn't tell you who that was, but 
                    good band . . . Now it's back to Delayed Sleep, also a good 
                    band, but tonight they're suddenly sounding extra-meandering 
                    to me, less trance-inducing than the last 13 times I listened 
                    to this disc. Very strange . . . Now I've figured out who 
                    the band was that reminded me of Jesus Lizard: Lake of Dracula. 
                    Funny, huh? They were both from Chicago. Yeah, LoD is surprisingly 
                    "Shellac-y" in some ways. Having no bass throws 
                    it, as does Marlon Magas as the front-man, as I pointed out 
                    when I didn't know who he was, when I thought he started as 
                    Rotten-derivative but quickly transcended it for the song-ending 
                    flame-up. His lyrics were great too, they were reprinted in 
                    an issue of Modern Rock Magazine, alone worth the cover price. 
                    See if you can still get it from Tim Ellison. Shit, Blastitude 
                    should do an online reprint, whaddaya think, Tim? . . . Now 
                    we've got something that sounds like the Sea Ensemble, I have 
                    no idea what this is, I just put in a bunch of brand new discs 
                    and they were whatever was on top of the pile, I barely even 
                    looked at 'em and at the age of 33 I have NO short term memory. 
                    Don't worry, I'll figure it out . . . the track is like 20 
                    minutes long so I'll have plenty of time . . . Hmm . . . . 
                    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . really does sound like the 
                    Sea Ensemble, mysterio-flute over sparse, percussive string-saw, 
                    but I know I didn't put anything by them in . . . still don't 
                    know . . . I guess I should just surrender and walk over to 
                    the stereo where I stack the 5 cases for whatever's in the 
                    changer at the time. Hell, I'm gonna have to do it . . . NO 
                    WAIT! I just figured it out, it's the No Neck Blues Band, 
                    the Sticks and Stones one on Revenant Records. Ah, 
                    Sea Ensemble, that's a good comparison, this is just like 
                    The Wire Invisible Jukebox. See, I don't have any friends 
                    OR fans so I have to play games like this myself. I interview 
                    myself too, trust me, it's even been published in Blastitude 
                    a few times, with the names changed of course. ANYWAY, NNCK, 
                    I've been catching a lot of internet wind that says things 
                    about these guys like "overrated" and "they 
                    suck." One friend who borrowed and burned 5 of their 
                    LPs from me said, when he returned the records, that a lot 
                    of it was "really boring." Bananafish Magazine, 
                    where I first heard of and heard NNCK, turned on them with 
                    a one-liner in a recent issue. Sometimes I think they're all 
                    right, like it's just feedback and barely-there drum circles, 
                    but then I really listen for the 7th time and it blows my 
                    mind again. This track is sounding pretty good, the vocals 
                    are really good, and when the beat comes in loud they prove 
                    they can really play it hard and for real . . . . . . . Now 
                    it's some really annoying kazoo bluegrass that a super white 
                    guy introduced. This is NOT my thing right now. Man. I know 
                    what it is, it's the CD that came with the latest issue of 
                    Roctober, all about the music and films of a guy named Sid 
                    . . . Laurentes? Something like that. His music is REALLY 
                    annoying, both kitschy and screeching. Oh wait, that sounds 
                    like most Neo No Wave, a camp that Roctober does keep a pinky 
                    toe in . . . 'nother LoD tune, this is one with "The 
                    Manhattanite" on it, who appears on random LoD songs 
                    "from another dimension," apparently the one where 
                    he's the lead singer for Chicago band U.S. Maple. Always a 
                    nice touch . . . Next is a song by Paul Harrison, actually 
                    by Expose Your Eyes. Great shit, total techno but total bad-ass. 
                    As good as the Michigan scene if not even better . . . now 
                    some totally harsh shit, still some kind of gabber pulse deep 
                    in there, so it could be more Expose Your Eyes, but that doesn't 
                    seem quite right to me . . . again, I'm not sure what all 
                    is in the changer right now . . . totally harsh shit, it's 
                    great, I'm gonna play this on my next "all gnarl radio" 
                    special . . . Oh, right on, it's a CD on FDR Tapes! Excellent 
                    3-way split by label CEO Brian Noring (recording as "E.H.I.") 
                    and friends "Hal McGee" and "Separation." 
                    This track right now is by Hal McGee, who lives in Gainesville, 
                    FL and if I remember right is kind of an older guy, with glasses 
                    and wild hair, sort of a Eugene Chadbourne librarian kind 
                    of guy. Go get 'em Hal! I'm gonna have to pull Noring's zine 
                    Scraps out again . . . This is great, I've been wanting to 
                    pull my FDR stuff back out . . . more LoD . . . I think I'm 
                    ready to take this one out, 4 or 5 hits is enough for now, 
                    since my changer stack is like 30 discs high gotta keep 'em 
                    moving. That's one of the drawbacks of the changer is that 
                    you never listen to an album consecutively anymore . . . CD 
                    technology made 'consecutive' more irrelevant than ever . 
                    . . oh, another LoD song, two in a row! Okay this one is coming 
                    out . . . and what's replacing it? Oooh, the Bananafish comp 
                    My Baby Does Good Sculptures! We'll see when and 
                    how that one surfaces . . . Now a really pretty tinkly spaced-out 
                    piano piece . . . what is this, Tubular Bells? No, it's much 
                    better . . . this just might be Expose Your Eyes, and if it 
                    is, he's possibly the greatest underground musician ever. 
                    Oh, it's not, I just had to look . . . Oh my god, it was Hal 
                    McGee again, this guy is GOOD. I reviewed this CD back in 
                    THE VERY FIRST issue of Blastitude . . . Man, now it's the 
                    Mike Boner song from that Blastitude comp, c'mon, sing it 
                    with me: "Here comes the pussy monster from outer SPAY-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAY-YACE....." 
                    Kind of annoying. Oh, it's supposed to be. OR IS IT?? There's 
                    also the "giant penis from beyond the grave." And 
                    "the nose who can smell the end of time" . . . Now 
                    some casio-drone mixed with bubbling electronics . . . not 
                    bad, thought it might be Noring in his "Cluster" 
                    mode but it's not . . . It's not the Bananafish comp either 
                    because we just heard the Mike Boner song from that and according 
                    to the LED readout, this is the first track to be played from 
                    this particular CD . . . I'll have to let you know in a bit 
                    . . . The track is fifteen minutes long . . . What can we 
                    talk about while we're waiting? How about . . . my son Phil 
                    Dolman? HE'S SO FRICKIN' CUTE. "Cuter than shit," 
                    as Jay Bayles once put it, with absolute pathos, talking about 
                    his own son, now in college, and still pretty damn cute, if 
                    no longer quite cuter than shit. Anyway, Phil's four months 
                    old, still very much in his cuter than shit phase . . . Still 
                    don't know who's doing this bubbling droner is . . . doesn't 
                    quite have the gnarly echo I've become addicted to after overdosing 
                    on King Tubby but it's good, actually pretty relentless . 
                    . . I'm gonna have to go look -- unless it's Expose Your Eyes, 
                    that's still in there. If it is, it's kind of uncharacteristic 
                    -- actually I could see him doing a drone piece like this, 
                    and the "relentlessness" is apropos, but the production 
                    should be gnarlier -- this is almost like IDM production. 
                    I'll be damned, it is E.Y.E., with a track called "Trepidation." 
                    Interesting! And really, I've gotta stop doing this, especially 
                    considering that you've probably already stopped reading. 
                    
                    
                    
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